Kate-Mommy, I have a wedgie.
Me-Do you know what a wedgie is?
Kate-No, but I have one. What is a wedgie?
While holding Kate she asks me, "Why do you have stripes in your hair?"
(Maybe I should start coloring again?)
While eating at a restaurant with a diet drink advertisement on the table (she had already asked what it said), "Why does it say diet even when no one wants to die?"
These are just the ones I remember to write down. Her questions are so funny!